[Katana]

I don't understand these bra calculators at all. I mean they seem so far off it's crazy.
http://www.brasizecalculator.tk/ <-- Going by that one mrs peeka would be a 34F/FF. 34F/FF is huge! Yeah, we wish! Come on. I don't know how anybody could go by these and it could be right. It must be that some body types and boob shapes aren't compatible or something I guess.

This one says I'm 32DD or E (NO FREAKN WAY)

I know the answers from the calculator can seem crazy, but they take into account if your breasts are shallow/projected, if you have short or long roots to your breasts.
If you have time, please click on the link and read through why it gives you your measurements, especially the section 'Believe your size'.

https://m.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/beginners_guide?utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true#wiki_calculate_your_size

This one puts me at a 38JJ which must be far too big, my GGs are a perfect fit, tight in luteal where I think I swell up to a H.