[Missed Miss]

Hi Everyone,

I want to apologize to everyone here. As some of you rightly suspected, I am a troll. The thread I created about giving my wife a mickie was BS - though I do know men who think that way.

I've had fun trolling Scientology, YEC, and Ultra-right wing political sites in the past. I came here via a link from a site that made me think this site would have a bunch of shallow insecure bitches on it who would be fun to toy with. I was wrong. Your responses to my mean-spirited posts were pretty reserved - considering. And as I started to read more and more posts here, to see where I could start trouble, I begin to realize that people here are very down to earth and the community is very sweet and mutually supportive in a way I have rarely encountered online. Even though I was being a dick, several of you went the extra mile to be very caring. I should have studied the forum much more before I started trolling. So I feel pretty shitty about my behavior.

In case you're curious about the asshole that did this, I'm 52, a scientist/entrepreneur, happily married almost 34 years to my HS sweetheart. We have 2 grown boys. Everything I wrote about loving big boobs is true. My wife has big boobs (36DD) but is not tall or slender. She's an hourglass BBW and I love her that way. Unfortunately, she is not as happy with her body as I am but I always try to be supportive. I'm not 6-2, I don't have a huge penis, but I don't have a beer gut either and I'm not bald. I do stand-up comedy as a hobby. I've never been in the armed services nor am I disabled.

Anyway, I deserved all your opprobrium and whatever additional criticism you wish to deliver. I sincerely apologize and wish you all the best in your pursuits. As far as I'm concerned, the world can never have too many larger breasts.

How much of this will be in your new comedy routine?