[Doll]

HOLY EFFING HELL. I HAVE COME UPON A MIRACLE HERB.
ITS NAME IS...HORSE CHESTNUT EXTRACT.

I had NO idea that I had such poor circulation. I had spider veins on my legs and my arms even, and had terrible vericose veins on the backs of my hands. Like an old woman. They bulged out and were very dark. To the point where it actually disgusted me to look at my own hands.

Low and behold, after about a week or so on this herb:
-MY VERICOSE VEINS ARE COMPLETELY GONE! I can't stop touching my smooth hands now! Words can't describe my happiness!
-My spider veins are already going away!
-You can no longer see every single vein on my body! All this time I thought that was just because my skin was so pale!
-My dark circles are disappearing and
-The little vein in my left dark circle has also disappeared!

So, apparently this means I have the circulation of a 70-year-old. BUT THAT FACT ASIDE. MIRACLES ARE BEING PERFORMED.

Also, my cellulite disappeared at a dose of 2 pills a day! Unfortunately, that dose also makes me bruise all over. And since I'm getting a Black Card membership at Planet Fitness this weekend, and I'm going to be getting Red Light Therapy, I can put up with my pesky cellulite for another week or two until the red light starts to really work. :3

If I weren't so excited about this, I would actually bother posting boob-related stuff here today.