[PoisonIvy]

hey sweetie, 

hopefully the symptoms go away soon and i agree you should never try noogleberry again.

I never had issue on my vascular when pumping, but it does not work on me either. 
It was hard for me to keep the cups on my breast without air leaking. When I tried to keep it in place, the pressure ended up to be too large and left me ring marks....which took days to fade away.

I think it is my ribcage/ breast shape do not fit the pump, maybe similar situation for you too.

Also, I have very uneven breast as well, and i later realize that it was due to my very mild scoliosis (and it is not sth i can fix as an adult). Scoliosis with mild degree is very common in woman, maybe you have it but you never notice it. 

All the best.

I actually do have scoliosis too and I suspect that's part of the reason my breasts never developed correctly and are so uneven. One shoulder is even much higher than the other. I don't know what I could do about it though. Did you find something that helped with that? 
I'm not quite sure but I don't store much fat in that area at all and it's possible my breasts/rib don't fit the cups correctly.