[surferjoe2007]

Ok then here's the recipe:
16 parts cocoa butter
2 parts butylene glycol
5 parts squalane
0.1 parts turmeric oil, or more (max 1 part)

Melt cocoa butter over low heat while stirring in remaining ingredients.  Use 2 tbsp (1 tbsp each side) for 8 hours of noogling.  If noogling less then you may need to use less.  In theory it should take about a week to go up a cup size (mostly inflation, only a small part is real growth), but in practice it might not do anything.  Only way to find out is to try.

To make it even better you may replace up to 1.5 tsp with fish oil and/or up to 1 tsp with flax oil each day.  I replaced vitamin E with turmeric oil because turmeric oil is a better antioxidant than vitamin E.  There are health problems with using that much alpha tocopherol every day and mixed tocopherols wouldn't be enough of an antioxidant.  This recipe might clog pores too, and turmeric oil helps prevent acne.  If it works then the next thing to try would be to replace the cocoa butter with coconut oil, because coconut oil is better for your heart than cocoa butter.

But the first time I'd just try the 4 item recipe above, see if that works, and then try changes.