[Katana]

Proof? Well then, you must be the pudding, dear!
I am looking forward to this guide. I like your idea of the 5/5/5 chi/dear/brush method... please include with your guide (since you have asked for feedback): a gadget, paraphernalia, accoutrements, or other such automatable apparatus that perfectly conducts the process and grows dem boobies-- Pah Leez! I beg ya! I am so lazy when it comes to massage. Lol.

Aww thanks. But how do we know its the oil or the massage itself? :p
Wouldn't they be calls breast pumps char?

I think she's asking about a product LIKE this one, note, I do not know if this product actually does anything or if it only amounts to being a nice sex toy:
http://m.banggood.com/Electronic-Breast-Enhancer-Massager-Breast-Enhancement-Device-p-946594.html?currency=USD&createTmp=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=shopping&utm_content=cathy&utm_campaign=mpla-health-us&gclid=Cj0KEQjwxI24BRDqqN3f-97N6egBEiQAGv37hP1tzBPtuwNGwRY81d0CcOXMmYmGTjxyVzAENtAfOh0aAlU58P8HAQ

Lol I think you're right abi, but I think using your own hands is better

I think you're probably right. But it WOULD be nice if one of these machines actually does massages that'd work. Massage technique is something that technically should automate fairly well. For us lazy people, char and myself included.

The device would need to be able to be set for different shapes and sizes. What would be even better is a weight loss machine (like in Sims 3 where you walk in and come out fit af)