[WantAPair]

Oh, good! I love eggs!! I'll have a few dozen, please.

Sure! They are $4 per dozen. They're organic, so it's a little more pricey, but worth it

I never understood why things that are grown without chemicals are more expensive than the stuff where expensive chemicals are added. You'd THINK that the people that grow natural stuff would WANT people to buy their goods and, in as such, charge much less for them!! There's no huge factories to maintain, only a few employees rather than thousands, but they want MORE money for their goods! I'd think they'd WANT more people to buy healthy than the garbage you get in the chain stores. The healthier people are because of your products, the longer they'll be alive to buy more of them!! I think the biggest reason people prefer to buy the crappy version is because they can't afford the good stuff!

Anyway, I've tried NUMEROUS times to be a sperm donor, but I keep getting into trouble for it!! Apparently women don't want fresh, they'd rather have frozen, and no matter how much I try to give it to them (I'm not even CHARGING for it!!) they just don't want it!! Go figure!!