[WantAPair]

This guy is really horny, so he goes to a whore house and when the Madame asks him what kind of girl he wants, he says, "Oh, it doesn't really matter, as long as she's got herpes."
As it's QUITE an unusual request, the Madame asks, "You want a girl with HERPES??"
He says, "Yeah, I want a girl with herpes."
She says, "Well, that's quite an unusual request!" (See? I told you so!!) "But, I'll see what I can do." She goes upstairs and gets all the available girls together and asks them all if any of them has herpes because a John wants a girl with herpes! They all think that's strange, too, but none have herpes!! So, the Madame chooses one of the girls and tells her, "Just go have sex with him and just TELL him you have herpes. He'll never know the difference!" So, the cute blonde sex kitten runs down stairs to meet the guy. He asks her, "Do you have herpes?" She says, "Yes, I do!" He says, "Okay, great!" He gives the Madame the money and she tells them which room to use. They both go upstairs, get undressed and have wild sex together!!
When they're done and getting dressed, the girl decides to tell him, "I don't really have herpes."
He looks at her a bit stunned for a second, then continues to get dressed and says, "Well, you do now!!"