[WantAPair]

A few months ago, I was out in the back yard around 2:00 a.m. taking a piss on my neighbor's poison ivy. (She refuses to do anything about getting rid of it and after at least 10 years, it's coming over into our yard, and pissing on it is actually killing it!!) :-) And, while I was putting Sir Richard Longfellow away, this black furry animal started walking up to me!! I thought it was a cat, and, not being a cat lover by ANY stretch of the imagination, I stomped in its direction trying to scare it away and yelled, "GET out of here!!". It looked as if it was about to saunter up to me and curl around between my legs the way cats do, but, what I didn't notice at the moment was that this cat was as big as my last dog!! About knee high, to me, nearly two feet long in just the body and about as big around as a baby bear!! It darted off to the far end of the yard between the garage and the "barn" and, as cats are wont to do, it stopped there, being out of my sight, it thought it was safe! So, I walked over to that area to chase it away again. I got to that point and it was up in the peach tree just over 6 feet high, which put it face to face with me. Once I got there, it was about 2 or 3 feet away from me and its face turned light brown as it hissed at me, but, now, it looked like a squirrel monkey!! Again, I started at it and yelled, "GET out of here!!" It ran down the tree and behind the barn!! I figured it was going to do the same thing, so, I went to that corner of the barn to see if it was STILL hiding there, but, apparently, it went over the fence through her poison ivy and ran away this time!! It wasn't until probably the next night that I suddenly realized that that thing, WHATEVER it was, was WAY too big to be a cat!!!! I've also never seen a cat's face turn from black to brown or to look like a squirrel monkey instead of a cat!!
I haven't seen it since and have wondered if it was actually some kind alien or the pet on an alien. Lol. It was trying to make friends with me and I scared it away!!