[EllaC]

One day, the circus was looking for a new lion tamer. Two people applied for the job. One was a gorgeous young woman, like Ella, the other was a young man. The ring master had to audition them to see if they could do the job and decided, being a gentleman, ladies first, so, he asked the young woman to try out first. She stepped into the lion's cage, stripped naked and laid down on the floor. They let the lion into the cage and this great fierce beast took a HUGE leap across the floor right next to her, looked her up and down and laid down on the floor right beside her docile as a lamb!!
With that, the ring master turned to the guy and said, "Well, my boy, do you think you can do better than that?"
The guy said, "Yeah!! If you get that damn lion out of there!!"

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