These two boozers woke up one morning after sleeping off the previous night's buzz and one said, "What are we gonna do, today?"
The other one said, "Oh! I know!! Let's go get drunk!!"
"Yeah!! That's a GREAT idea!! How much money do you have?"
The guy emptied his pockets and said, "28 cents, how about you?"
He emptied HIS pockets and said, "33 cents."
"Damn! That's not enough to get drunk on!"
"Well, how are we gonna get drunk?"
"I don't know."
After a few moments of thought, one of the said, "I GOT IT!!!! Here's what we'll do!! We'll lump our money together, go to the deli and buy a footlong hot dog! I'll put the hot dog in my pants. Then, we go to the bar, order drinks and when the bartender serves them, we slug `em RIGHT down and when he asks to be paid, you drop to your knees, pull open the zipper on my pants, pull out the hot dog and pretend to give me a blow job! The bartender will get pissed at us and kick us out of the bar without us paying for our drinks!"
"That sounds like a GREAT idea!! Let's do it!!"
So, they go to the deli across the street, get the footlong hot dog, set it up in the one guy's pants and head for their first bar.
The belly up to the bar and order two shots of Jack Daniels. The barkeep gives them the drinks, they slug `em down and the barkeep says, "Okay, that'll be $2.00."
With that, the one guy dropped to his knees, pulled down the other guy's zipper, whipped out the hot dog and started sucking on it!! The bartender got REAL pissed at them and yelled, "HEY, you faggots!!!! GET outta my bar!!!!" They ran out of the bar and never had to pay for their drinks!!
Outside the bar and around the corner, they stopped running and started laughing about how succesful they were!! They pulled this same stunt at every bar in the strip!!
Finally, they were just about to hit their 23rd bar when the one guy said, "Hey, man, can we switch places for a while? My knees are getting sore from all this!"
The other guy said, "What are YOU complaining about??? We lost the hot dog after the third bar!!!!"
The other one said, "Oh! I know!! Let's go get drunk!!"
"Yeah!! That's a GREAT idea!! How much money do you have?"
The guy emptied his pockets and said, "28 cents, how about you?"
He emptied HIS pockets and said, "33 cents."
"Damn! That's not enough to get drunk on!"
"Well, how are we gonna get drunk?"
"I don't know."
After a few moments of thought, one of the said, "I GOT IT!!!! Here's what we'll do!! We'll lump our money together, go to the deli and buy a footlong hot dog! I'll put the hot dog in my pants. Then, we go to the bar, order drinks and when the bartender serves them, we slug `em RIGHT down and when he asks to be paid, you drop to your knees, pull open the zipper on my pants, pull out the hot dog and pretend to give me a blow job! The bartender will get pissed at us and kick us out of the bar without us paying for our drinks!"
"That sounds like a GREAT idea!! Let's do it!!"
So, they go to the deli across the street, get the footlong hot dog, set it up in the one guy's pants and head for their first bar.
The belly up to the bar and order two shots of Jack Daniels. The barkeep gives them the drinks, they slug `em down and the barkeep says, "Okay, that'll be $2.00."
With that, the one guy dropped to his knees, pulled down the other guy's zipper, whipped out the hot dog and started sucking on it!! The bartender got REAL pissed at them and yelled, "HEY, you faggots!!!! GET outta my bar!!!!" They ran out of the bar and never had to pay for their drinks!!
Outside the bar and around the corner, they stopped running and started laughing about how succesful they were!! They pulled this same stunt at every bar in the strip!!
Finally, they were just about to hit their 23rd bar when the one guy said, "Hey, man, can we switch places for a while? My knees are getting sore from all this!"
The other guy said, "What are YOU complaining about??? We lost the hot dog after the third bar!!!!"