27-07-2015, 01:03
A newly married couple just moved into their brand new house. The next morning, the guy gets up, get's dressed and goes to work. That even a little after 5:00, he comes home from the office and walks into the house to find his wife completely naked sliding down the bannister from the second floor!! He drops his briefcase and says, "What the hell are you doing?" She says, "Just warming up your dinner, honey!"