[WantAPair]

I can roll mine in various ways, but I've never tried the cherry stem trick. Partly because I'm not that good at tying knots with my HANDS!! I can flick it pretty fast!! I can touch my nose with it, too.

So speaking of "talented" tongues, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot in less than 5 seconds, and I can repeat that over and over!

I only write her out of the blue when we have a family tragedy just to let her know what's going on. Otherwise, I don't really care if I ever hear from her again.

1. I understand you may want to communicate that kind of information, but is it worthwhile in the end? To each their own, but I would think it would be best to cut all ties rather than leaving that thin line still open and lingering. Easier said than done I am sure.

Not to toot my own horn

Geez!! If I could reach to be able to do that, I'd never leave the house!!

2. I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone decided to take it down that path. I should have phrased that differently, ha ha ha, oh well.

I've tried and succeeded, but it's much too uncomfortable to be able to relax and enjoy it while doing so.

Which? Licking your nipples or tooting your own horn?

um, the former. I am not that flexible.

I know what you mean! I can't even reach the former, YET!! I can reach it with the end of my toothbrush if I put the brush in my mouth, but that's it.

3. Ha ha ha, I guess that would be some serious flexibility to achieve the latter WantAPair, or serious endowment I suppose would work as well.

1. I only do it because she always thought of my family as her family, but, even when I do, I only get a quick condolence from her, so, it's not like it gets strung out for weeks/months on end.

2. It's a dirty job, but SOMEBODY has to do it!! Lol.

3. I've seen a number of guys doing it (videos) and they aren't even that long in the trouser snake area!!