(15-07-2015, 07:16 AM)ELLACRAIG Wrote: [ -> ]Simons cat. Love these vids I don't normally like cartoons too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDzkaJOT_KI
Cats are SO annoying! About 35 years ago some guy put out these two books of cartoons about ways to get torture cats called, "I Hate Cats". They were ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!! I remember reading one on the bus one day and nearly fell on the floor from laughing so hard!!!! Sadly, one of them seems to have run away and I can't find it!!
Two guys are sitting at the bar, one turns to the other and says, "Harry!! I haven't seen you in 10 years! How've you been??"
H: Oh, I guess I'm doing okay, I just got married!
George: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, she's very homely!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not that bad, she's VERY WEALTHY!!
G: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, she's VERY stingy!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not that bad, she built me a new HOUSE!
G: Oh! That's GOOD!
H: It's not that good, the house burned down!
G: Oh! That's bad!
H: It's not THAT bad, she was IN IT!!
[attachment=9901]Sorry but I just live cat stuff
I only have time for a quickie:
Two Jews walked into a bar and said, "Hey! Did you hear the one about us?"