16-04-2014, 02:49 PM
Gather around, kiddies! It's time for a cautionary tale.
Once upon a time there was an incredibly stupid girl. We'll call her blessedbreasts. Blessedbreasts wanted bigger boobies. So she started using pumping devices with nipple stoppers. She liked warming up everything that touched her breasts, because she was cold, all the time (plus she lived in the midwest of the United States, where it snows even in the middle of April - but that's another story). One night, she discovered that metal lids from candles that she liked to regularly buy fit into her breast cups perfectly and therefore would make great nipple stoppers! Huzzah. The very next morning, she decided to put them to use. Being the intelligent, innovative girl that she was, she warmed them on her heating pad as she massaged first.
Yes, that's right. She heated up metal. METAL.
The first lid was the perfect warmth and felt great as her nipple pressed against it as she pumped. The second one was a bit on the hot side, but because she was fond of watching DVDs while she pumped and was on the last episode of the season (and last episodes of the season are always so engrossing and exciting, don't you know!), she was too distracted to give it much thought. After having pumped and sat there for a bit, it finally occurred to her that, yes, the lid was rather hot and uncomfortable and suddenly her brain screamed "ISN'T THIS HOW THEY BRAND PEOPLE?!!!"
And she tore the cup off to discovered a livid, red circle from an indent around the rim of the metal lid. They say to this very moment, she's sporting a brown circle mark around her left breast.
The End
Once upon a time there was an incredibly stupid girl. We'll call her blessedbreasts. Blessedbreasts wanted bigger boobies. So she started using pumping devices with nipple stoppers. She liked warming up everything that touched her breasts, because she was cold, all the time (plus she lived in the midwest of the United States, where it snows even in the middle of April - but that's another story). One night, she discovered that metal lids from candles that she liked to regularly buy fit into her breast cups perfectly and therefore would make great nipple stoppers! Huzzah. The very next morning, she decided to put them to use. Being the intelligent, innovative girl that she was, she warmed them on her heating pad as she massaged first.
Yes, that's right. She heated up metal. METAL.
The first lid was the perfect warmth and felt great as her nipple pressed against it as she pumped. The second one was a bit on the hot side, but because she was fond of watching DVDs while she pumped and was on the last episode of the season (and last episodes of the season are always so engrossing and exciting, don't you know!), she was too distracted to give it much thought. After having pumped and sat there for a bit, it finally occurred to her that, yes, the lid was rather hot and uncomfortable and suddenly her brain screamed "ISN'T THIS HOW THEY BRAND PEOPLE?!!!"
And she tore the cup off to discovered a livid, red circle from an indent around the rim of the metal lid. They say to this very moment, she's sporting a brown circle mark around her left breast.
The End
So sorry to hear that, BB.
