[surferjoe2007]

I came up with a non-herbal massage butter that's easy to put together.  It's similar to the salve above, but with more fat to be absorbed into the breasts/butt and less complication.  And if you want the same benefits from glycolic acid as the cream you can simply apply a 1-5% glycolic acid cream before applying the below.  Whatever concentration is high enough to give swelling but doesn't hurt, try 1% first or dilute a stronger cream with regular lotion.  Keeping things separate also allows more customization and retweaking with each part.

Non-Herbal Breast or Butt Massage Butter (soft butter melts into oil the instant you touch it)
4 oz squalane
1 lb. cocoa butter
8 oz flax seed oil
2 oz. T-95 *mixed tocopherol* vitamin E oil. (or 4 oz T-50).
(optional) scent with essential oils as desired

Melt in pan over low heat, stir.  Transfer to quart jar or other container(s) while warm.

Can be halved if you can find those quantities for sale.  Or use generously while still fresh, around several months.  Or else keep refrigerated to help it last a couple years.  If it separates then simply drop the jar into a hot water bath until it melts again, then shake.